~ By Courtesy of Others ~
The Tyr Song
Tune: “Down In It” by Nine Inch Nails
Kinda like a cloud, he was up, way up in the sky
And I was seeing things, things that I couldn’t believe
Some times I don’t believe them, myself,
But I decided to raise up my horn full of mead
Just then, this tiny little dot
Caught my eye, it was who I wanted to see
And watched him cross the Rainbow Bridge
As he came on a gust of wind to the ground
Tyr, the God of Justice!
Wielding a spear
Tyr, the God of Justice!
Fettered Fenrir
I looked up!
“So, what; what is the problem, now?”
He said to me as I sheepishly stared at the ground
“I just called upon you
“To share some mead I found.”
With that, he grabbed the horn from my hand
And smiled broadly while he drank the Kvasir’s Blood
Then he told me to sit down
‘Cause he had a tale to share with me
Tyr, the God of Justice!
Wielding a spear
Tyr, the God of Justice!
Fettered Fenrir
“I’m told that I am big and strong, I always know
what’s right and wrong
“I am the god who’s not afraid, I put that Wolf in his
place!
“They thought that it was fun and games, then they
could not put him in chains
“I lost my hand to him -- but he ain’t going nowhere!”
He paused his tale for me to drink
And said “well, what do you think?”
I told him he was very brave
And thanked him for the hand he gave
“I kinda laugh about it now,
“but it’s not funny how everything will work out
“I guess the joke’s on me
“At Ragnarok.”
Tyr, the God of Justice!
Wielding a spear
Tyr, the God of Justice!
Fettered Fenrir
Tyr, my man you’re very brave;
thank you for the hand you gave
Tyr, my man you’re very brave;
thank you for the hand you gave
One-Handed Clap!!!!
©
Karl Donaldsson
The Hearth
of Karl Donaldsson
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