~ By Courtesy of Others ~
The Frey Song
Tune: "Let it Snow" by Bing Crosby
It might be raining, it might be blowing
It might be sunny, it might be snowing
But, since I'm with you here, today
I'll toast Frey, I'll toast Frey, I'll toast Frey!
Well, ya might be feelin' randy
And some sex would sure be dandy
You raise your drinking horn, and say
"I'll toast Frey, I'll toast Frey, I'll toast Frey!"
When the long pregnancy is done
And you're looking at your brand-new-born
You better pull out your favorite mead
And raise up your drinking horn!
Well, nature's got a funny way
With things that you see every day
But, since I'm with you here, I'll say
To toast Frey, to toast Frey, in a most unusual way!
'Cause as long as we're together here, today
I'll toast Frey!
©
Karl Donaldsson, December 1995
The Hearth
of Karl Donaldsson
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